Fortress Forever Log Parser
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22:59:17BOSS | aleXtric!teams
22:59:17Console^1Team 1:^0 ^ cynical ^0&^ Features- ^0&^ aleXtric ^0&^ homieinreeboks|
22:59:18Console^2Team 2:^0 ^ vinnytheboss ^0&^ zexel ^0&^ rawDawg ^0&^ oreo
22:59:31cynicalim addicted to these miller lite pint aluminum can things
22:59:37D. Rose'silver bullets?
22:59:40BOSS | aleXtricgross
22:59:59Featachu-homieeeeeeee
23:00:02cynicali dont' much like miller lite in the glass bottles
23:00:03D. Rose'yes
23:00:04cynicalbut these pint cans
23:00:06BOSS | aleXtricnvm thought u meant bud light platinum
23:00:06cynicalare amazing
23:00:07Featachu-recommend me a new anime :ow
23:00:10cynicalno
23:00:10D. Rose'lol
23:00:11BOSS | aleXtricthat shits sickening
23:00:12D. Rose'idk
23:00:15D. Rose'Ive been looking for some too
23:00:21D. Rose'netflix run dry
23:00:31D. Rose'like what
23:00:42cynicalaluminum cans with resealable tops
23:00:47D. Rose'me either
23:00:51fudgeololwat
23:00:52D. Rose'or dexter
23:00:55D. Rose'havent seen either
23:00:58BOSS | aleXtric^260 seconds until prematch ends!
23:01:07fudgeo[ Team 1: cynical & Features- & aleXtric & homieinreeboks| ] [ Team 2: vinnytheboss & zexel & rawDawg & oreo ]
23:01:08cynicaljust like a huge hole to chug your beer from
23:01:09Featachu-!needsub
23:01:09ConsoleSubstitute player request created
23:01:17BOSS | aleXtric!teams
23:01:17Console^1Team 1:^0 ^ cynical ^0&^ Features- ^0&^ aleXtric ^0&^ homieinreeboks|
23:01:17Console^2Team 2:^0 ^ vinnytheboss ^0&^ zexel ^0&^ rawDawg ^0&^ oreo
23:01:29Featachu-oats play for vinny?
23:01:45cynicalis it normal to aim from your peripheral vision when playing hwguy
23:01:47cynicalcuz i do that
23:01:57BOSS | aleXtricdunno i play hw 4% of the time
23:02:00BOSS | aleXtric^260 seconds until prematch ends!
23:02:01oatshw is point and click adventure
23:02:08oatsoccasionally hold space and jump around
23:02:09cynicali find a aim better when im not staring at the crosshair
23:02:14cynicali find i*
23:02:15BOSS | aleXtricFlag tossed 41 38
23:02:15BOSS | aleXtricFlag tossed 41 38
23:02:17Featachu-sometimes while i play hw
23:02:26Featachu-i hold my balls and shift my head to the right
23:02:35fudgeoi find i kill stuff faster when my crosshair isn't blinking red
23:02:41fudgeogg source registry
23:02:55cynicali like that, tells u when u hit someone, like when conced it is useful
23:02:57BOSS | aleXtric^260 seconds until prematch ends!
23:03:03fudgeoexcept it's client side
23:03:05BOSS | aleXtricspec
23:03:20fudgeojust because the crosshair blinks red doesn't mean the server registers it as a hit
23:03:23cynicali play ff better when im drunk
23:03:23BOSS | Vinzo@teams
23:03:23Console^1Team 1:^0 ^ cynical ^0&^ Features- ^0&^ aleXtric ^0&^ homieinreeboks|
23:03:23Console^2Team 2:^0 ^ vinnytheboss ^0&^ zexel ^0&^ rawDawg ^0&^ oreo
23:03:23BOSS | aleXtric^260 seconds until prematch ends!
23:03:39cynicalwhat is a seruteaf
23:03:42Featachu-cant even spell my name correctly
23:03:45Featachu-backwards
23:03:45fudgeofeatures backwards
23:03:49fudgeogg
23:03:51cynicalgay
23:03:52BOSS | aleXtric!teams
23:03:52Console^1Team 1:^0 ^ cynical ^0&^ Features- ^0&^ aleXtric ^0&^ homieinreeboks|
23:03:52Console^2Team 2:^0 ^ vinnytheboss ^0&^ zexel ^0&^ rawDawg ^0&^ oreo
23:04:01D. Rose'
23:04:02D. Rose'
23:04:03fudgeoboats
23:04:11Featachu-!TEAMS
23:04:11Console^1Team 1:^0 ^ cynical ^0&^ Features- ^0&^ aleXtric ^0&^ homieinreeboks|
23:04:11Console^2Team 2:^0 ^ vinnytheboss ^0&^ zexel ^0&^ rawDawg ^0&^ oreo
23:04:17Featachu-mr. cynical and mr. alex
23:04:40rawDawgyeah
23:04:46BOSS | aleXtric^260 seconds until prematch ends!
23:04:49cynicalkyle is such a gay name
23:04:53BOSS | Vinzo@teams
23:04:53Console^1Team 1:^0 ^ cynical ^0&^ Features- ^0&^ aleXtric ^0&^ homieinreeboks|
23:04:53Console^2Team 2:^0 ^ vinnytheboss ^0&^ zexel ^0&^ rawDawg ^0&^ oreo
23:05:02BOSS | Vinzowho teh fuck did u pick
23:05:04BOSS | Vinzowith these aliase
23:05:06cynicali would never be afraid of a kyle
23:05:08cynicalever
23:05:09BOSS | aleXtric!teams
23:05:09Console^1Team 1:^0 ^ cynical ^0&^ Features- ^0&^ aleXtric ^0&^ homieinreeboks|
23:05:09Console^2Team 2:^0 ^ vinnytheboss ^0&^ zexel ^0&^ rawDawg ^0&^ oreo
23:06:12D. Rose'throwing a tantrum I though
23:06:15cynicalrawdawg?
23:06:40cynicalnew prematch
23:06:41Featachu-RAW?
23:06:43BOSS | aleXtricPrematch ends in 30 seconds
23:07:28BOSS | aleXtricRAWDAGG
23:07:37jamesGx5suB!>
23:07:44jamesGx5;?
23:07:55BOSS | aleXtric!cancelsub
23:07:55ConsoleNo substitute player request in progress
23:08:01jamesGx5I ALREADY SUBED
23:08:03jamesGx5IM IN
23:08:08cynicalrawdawg is in
23:08:11jamesGx5FUCK YOU
23:08:11BOSS | aleXtricwe diddnt need
23:08:11fudgeoTOSSED ^2[^459^5 | ^352^2] @
23:08:58fudgeoTOSSED ^2[^4-80^5 | ^30^2] @
23:09:25fudgeoTOSSED ^2[^4-74^5 | ^30^2] @
23:09:50fudgeoTOSSED ^2[^431^5 | ^326^2] @
23:10:04fudgeoTOSSED ^2[^432^5 | ^326^2] @
23:12:24BOSS | Vinzokoo koo kah choo
23:12:52fudgeoTOSSED ^2[^4-79^5 | ^30^2] @
23:13:20BOSS | Vinzowow
23:14:03fudgeoTOSSED ^2[^4-59^5 | ^30^2] @
23:14:16BOSS | Vinzokoo koo kah choo
23:16:51fudgeoTOSSED ^2[^490^5 | ^3100^2] @
23:16:54fudgeoTOSSED ^2[^461^5 | ^357^2] @
23:17:03fudgeoTOSSED ^2[^490^5 | ^3100^2] @
23:17:32fudgeoTOSSED ^2[^4-9^5 | ^30^2] @
23:18:24fudgeoOUCHIE WAWA ^2[^481^5 | ^3100^2] @
23:18:37fudgeoTOSSED ^2[^4-46^5 | ^30^2] @
23:21:18BOSS | Vinzokoo koo kah choo
23:21:23BOSS | aleXtricchinese knees on an indian person 80 50
23:22:00fudgeoTOSSED ^2[^4-29^5 | ^30^2] @
23:22:28BOSS | aleXtricstole that from me
23:23:20BOSS | aleXtricgg
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