Fortress Forever Log Parser

Time	Name	Global Chat
06:44:25	FDA	yes an hour
06:44:28	Nbr1Rckr	jeeeeez
06:44:45	Nbr1Rckr	and i did the scout run on the training for like 4 hours straight trying to get the lowest time possible
06:44:52	Nbr1Rckr	my hands are absolutely wrecked right now
06:44:55	FDA	lol, what'd you get?
06:45:04	Nbr1Rckr	like 14.790 or something
06:45:30	FDA	i see, the trick is to bhop into your conc and not trimp off any ramps
06:45:41	Nbr1Rckr	see, i did the exact opposite of that
06:45:42	FDA	if you trimp or double jump into your conc it'll slow you down
06:45:49	Nbr1Rckr	i just held onto it
06:45:56	FDA	oh yeah
06:45:59	FDA	hold onto it
06:46:11	Nbr1Rckr	and i'm so happy to see that they added second-tap grenade binds
06:46:11	FDA	but bhop so that you have speed before it goes off
06:46:15	Nbr1Rckr	oh yeah
06:46:16	Nbr1Rckr	i was
06:46:16	FDA	oh yeah
06:46:20	FDA	2tap is great
06:46:24	Nbr1Rckr	my ring finger hurts so much from adada
06:46:34	FDA	lol
06:46:54	Nbr1Rckr	worth it though
06:46:58	FDA	i used to have a vien in my hand when i first started playing, it'd wiggle around when i did the ADADA thing
06:47:00	Nbr1Rckr	i wish i was streaming it when i did it
06:47:05	Nbr1Rckr	lol
06:47:13	FDA	was super gross
06:47:15	FDA	stoped though
06:47:40	Nbr1Rckr	i forgot any sense of where the fuck the flag is on this map
06:47:55	FDA	lol, this is a pretty terrible map in FF tbh
06:48:08	FDA	to small and clunky
06:48:11	Nbr1Rckr	missed the flag entirely
06:48:12	Nbr1Rckr	i'm so bad
06:48:13	Nbr1Rckr	omg
06:48:17	Nbr1Rckr	i can't even...
06:49:11	Nbr1Rckr	so bad at capping
06:49:21	FDA	that's why i main medic on O
06:49:26	FDA	just kill things
06:49:31	Nbr1Rckr	mainly just the sentry right?
06:49:37	FDA	sentry and demo mostly
06:49:41	Nbr1Rckr	word
06:49:46	Nbr1Rckr	but i like going fast like sonic, man
06:49:48	Nbr1Rckr	i dunno why
06:49:58	FDA	yeah i mean medic is fast too
06:50:08	Nbr1Rckr	ye true
06:50:16	FDA	scout is pretty sick though
06:50:20	Nbr1Rckr	hell yeah
06:50:23	FDA	you should watch squeek play
06:50:27	FDA	he's one of the devs
06:50:32	FDA	does the sickest shit on scout
06:50:37	Nbr1Rckr	i was watching some of his vids on youtube a couple hours ago
06:50:46	FDA	yeah, blows my mind every time i watch him
06:50:52	Nbr1Rckr	ye
06:51:12	Nbr1Rckr	god... i can't navigate when i'm conc'd
06:51:24	FDA	that's one thing i've never understood
06:51:34	FDA	maybe having a higher fov helps
06:51:42	FDA	cause i never had a problem
06:51:42	Nbr1Rckr	i'm at max fov
06:51:45	FDA	oh
06:51:47	FDA	shit idk
06:52:07	Nbr1Rckr	why anyone would go lower than 120, i'll never know
06:52:11	FDA	lol
06:52:26	FDA	120 is what i play at
06:52:28	Nbr1Rckr	that's one thing i don't like about tf2
06:52:31	FDA	yeah
06:52:35	Nbr1Rckr	you can have your viewmodel fov at goddamn 180
06:52:40	Nbr1Rckr	but max fov is 90
06:52:46	FDA	almost makes me sick going back
06:52:54	FDA	can't keep track of anything
06:52:58	Nbr1Rckr	word
06:53:11	Nbr1Rckr	and I main medic, so I'm just, like, please, valve. i need to see more shit so i don't get rekt
06:53:18	FDA	lol
06:54:07	Nbr1Rckr	fuck
06:54:15	Nbr1Rckr	fuck
06:54:36	Nbr1Rckr	wot
06:54:46	FDA	there's something on that lift
06:54:49	FDA	you can get caught on
06:55:15	Nbr1Rckr	i'm really eager to try out scout in a pug today
06:55:16	FDA	idk
06:55:30	FDA	just come into irc around 5
06:55:36	FDA	pugs been kinda slow lately
06:55:41	Nbr1Rckr	dawg, i'm already in irc. ready 2 go
06:55:42	Nbr1Rckr	:p
06:55:45	Nbr1Rckr	ye
06:55:48	FDA	oh snap
06:55:56	Nbr1Rckr	i wonder why not a lot of people play this game
06:55:57	Nbr1Rckr	i mean
06:56:03	Nbr1Rckr	it's so fucking good
06:56:07	Nbr1Rckr	especially for a mod
06:56:09	FDA	old, 2 hardw
06:56:15	Nbr1Rckr	old has nothing to do with it
06:56:20	FDA	community gets bad at times
06:56:21	Nbr1Rckr	older means better to me
06:56:24	Nbr1Rckr	true
06:56:35	FDA	well for classy ass motherfuckers like us, the age doesn't matter
06:56:44	Nbr1Rckr	classy. yeah, that's a word.
06:56:45	Nbr1Rckr	lol
06:56:52	FDA	but other people want dem GRaphics
06:57:01	Nbr1Rckr	the graphx in this are p good
06:57:06	FDA	i think so
06:57:08	Nbr1Rckr	i mean, fuck, someone told me that cs 1.6 graphics are terrible
06:57:14	Nbr1Rckr	and I almost slapped his face clean off
06:57:20	FDA	they might be getting better soon
06:57:22	Nbr1Rckr	they look amazing for when they were made
06:57:25	Nbr1Rckr	wot?
06:57:46	FDA	we might be upgrading to a new sdk, maybe get some new stuff
06:57:54	Nbr1Rckr	oh shit
06:57:56	Nbr1Rckr	word up
06:58:16	Nbr1Rckr	also, what does X throw out?
06:58:24	FDA	any extra ammo
06:58:37	FDA	basicly cells and some other stuff
06:58:39	FDA	couple rockets
06:58:42	Nbr1Rckr	word
06:58:54	FDA	good to throw at your engy, and if your O throw them at spawn every run
06:59:08	Nbr1Rckr	wait what?
06:59:09	FDA	EMP dmg scales with excess ammo you have on you
06:59:18	Nbr1Rckr	hmm
06:59:25	Nbr1Rckr	i don't understand any of that, but alright
06:59:30	Nbr1Rckr	i just like to go fast and shoot people with rockets
06:59:32	Nbr1Rckr	:p
06:59:33	FDA	lol
06:59:56	Nbr1Rckr	seriously i don't know why more people don't play fast-paced shooters
07:00:04	Nbr1Rckr	they're so goddamn good and you have to be good to play them
07:00:21	Nbr1Rckr	that's something to brag about, not like, bro, i can get a 5 kd in Ghosts
07:00:45	FDA	idk i don't get it either, especially when a lot of people complain about wanting this type of game
07:00:49	FDA	when they're playing some other shit
07:00:51	Nbr1Rckr	^^^^
07:00:56	Nbr1Rckr	this ^
07:00:58	Nbr1Rckr	yes
07:01:14	Nbr1Rckr	i mean
07:01:19	Nbr1Rckr	i could try and stream
07:01:21	Nbr1Rckr	whenever i play
07:01:28	Nbr1Rckr	if it would help get the game out to more people, y'know?
07:01:32	FDA	yeah
07:01:40	FDA	idk, hopefull being on steam will help
07:01:47	Nbr1Rckr	yeah, i noticed that
07:01:56	Nbr1Rckr	party why i decided to check how ff was doing
07:02:00	Nbr1Rckr	*partly
07:02:08	Nbr1Rckr	and then i saw the frag vid again and I was like
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