Fortress Forever Log Parser
TimeNameGlobal ChatBlue ChatRed Chat
00:33:07Playerwats the exploit
00:33:24Playerwats it do
00:33:33Playerwats it do tho
00:33:42Playerdownloads viruses?
00:34:15Playerlet me know
00:34:18Playerwhats it about
00:34:21Playeri can fix it
00:34:28Playerim a programmer lol
00:34:50Playerwhy doesnt fatdox fix it
00:35:29Playercan people jack off my account?
00:35:58Playeryea
00:36:01Fruitcake:O
00:36:12Playerthey masterbate onto a sheet of paper with the steam id on it
00:36:18Playerthats on
00:36:21Playerhow
00:36:53Playermaybe his dick is in his asshole
00:37:18Playermaybe his mom is sending nude pics to him
00:37:36Playersoldier
00:37:37Playerlook where i am
00:37:40PlayerFDA
00:37:41PlayerLOOK
00:37:48Playerive never been here
00:37:54Fruitcakewhere
00:37:56Fruitcakeabove?
00:37:59Playerya
00:38:07Playerdo u see me
00:38:15Playerive never been here
00:38:24Fruitcakeis there a way to force ingame sound louder than options?
00:38:25Fruitcakea cmd?
00:38:31dankvoice_overdrive ?
00:38:34Playerya cl_soundbuff 100
00:38:52dankvoice overdrive i think turns game volume down when someone speaks
00:39:31Playerprobably masterbating his mom
00:39:332g|rawhe msged me
00:39:372g|rawinternet went out
00:39:46Fruitcakeya
00:39:50Fruitcakesays he's tethering on phone
00:40:02Fruitcakei kinda feel bad
00:40:07Playerhis mom was trying to send nudes and she tripped over the modem
00:40:09Fruitcakeits his birthday we all add and his internet goes out
00:40:33Player!needsub
00:40:33ConsoleSubstitute player request created
00:40:56Playeroh hmm i just got his moms nudes
00:41:01Playerso his internet must be back
00:41:282g|rawclassic stiffy pickup
00:41:49Playerhes talking to me on steam
00:41:52Playerhes in now
00:41:58FruitcakeSTIFFY BABYYYYYYYY
00:42:01Playerhad him through a call
00:42:132g|`King.Z00mwoww
00:42:40Playertoo much gay porn
00:43:08Playerstiffy dikc
00:43:18Player15
00:43:192g|raw!teams
00:43:19Console^1Team 1:^0 ^ Cltrtr_Rvw ^0&^ Fruitcake ^0&^ dank ^0&^ FDA
00:43:19Console^2Team 2:^0 ^ WaGs ^0&^ rawDawg ^0&^ FLUFFYYY ^0&^ BigStiffBaybay
00:43:41Playerfruitcake was temp watching gay porn
00:43:502g|rawwho to pick?
00:43:542g|rawcan i not capt?
00:44:03Fruitcakegame crash
00:44:162g|rawwhos best
00:44:172g|rawgo blue
00:44:25Playeri suck badly
00:44:33Fruitcakedank if u want demo
00:44:35Fruitcakeme if u want HW
00:44:41Fruitcakeor rodox
00:44:41Player!cancelsub
00:44:422g|rawgimme fruit then
00:44:42ConsoleNo substitute player request in progress
00:44:43Fruitcakeif u want hw
00:45:10PlayerFDA PICK
00:45:19Fruitcake!teamms
00:45:20Fruitcake!teams
00:45:20Console^1Team 1:^0 ^ Cltrtr_Rvw ^0&^ Fruitcake ^0&^ dank ^0&^ FDA
00:45:20Console^2Team 2:^0 ^ WaGs ^0&^ rawDawg ^0&^ FLUFFYYY ^0&^ BigStiffBaybay
00:45:22Fruitcakedank CR prob
00:45:26Fruitcakeor stiff
00:45:29Fruitcakeprob dank stiff
00:45:39Fruitcake!teams
00:45:39Console^1Team 1:^0 ^ Cltrtr_Rvw ^0&^ Fruitcake ^0&^ dank ^0&^ FDA
00:45:39Console^2Team 2:^0 ^ WaGs ^0&^ rawDawg ^0&^ FLUFFYYY ^0&^ BigStiffBaybay
00:45:40FruitcakeCR
00:45:42rodoxlol
00:45:54rodoxlol
00:45:562g|rawCR i guess
00:45:56FruitcakeCR meds
00:45:59Hampster w/Radioactive Bananas*sub here
00:46:00rodoxlol
00:46:09rodoxLOL
00:46:16dankBIG HAMPO
00:46:212g|raw!teams
00:46:21Console^1Team 1:^0 ^ Cltrtr_Rvw ^0&^ Fruitcake ^0&^ dank ^0&^ FDA
00:46:21Console^2Team 2:^0 ^ WaGs ^0&^ rawDawg ^0&^ FLUFFYYY ^0&^ BigStiffBaybay
00:46:22rodoxLOL
00:46:26rodoxthis shit is classic FF
00:46:28Playerwe play without stiffy
00:46:44rodoxstiffy in another dimension in his bathroom atm
00:47:03FDA!add
00:47:23Fruitcakei added cause its his BD
00:47:25Fruitcake>.>
00:47:29-oS- WaGsme too
00:47:37Playerur mom
00:47:51rodoxyeah thats what it is
00:48:212g|rawteams are fucked
00:48:25rodoxteams r fine
00:48:28-oS- WaGsdon't see how
00:48:28rodoxgl
00:48:31FruitcakeBELIEVE
00:48:32-oS- WaGswe have the advantage
00:48:39rodoxKEK
00:48:42Fruitcakewho is player
00:55:562g|`King.Z00mWOWOWWW
00:55:592g|`King.Z00mNOW MY FUCKING INTERNET
00:56:022g|`King.Z00mCOMESB AKC ONLINE
00:56:042g|`King.Z00mFUCK YOU JESUS
00:56:072g|`King.Z00mFUCK YOU MARY
00:56:132g|`King.Z00mFUCK YOU CHRIST
00:57:432g|`King.Z00margh
00:59:162g|raw60% of the time, it works everytime!
00:59:172g|raw60% of the time, it works everytime!
01:01:08Hampster w/Radioactive Bananas*zzz
01:03:042g|raw60% of the time, it works everytime!
01:03:37Playergg
01:03:41Fruitcakegg
01:03:51Hampster w/Radioactive Bananas*team?
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