| Time | Name | Global Chat | Blue Chat | Red Chat |
| 22:53:32 | slim reaper | !teams | | |
| 22:53:32 | Console | ^1Team 1:^0 ^ lynnsky ^0&^ azureTF ^0&^ emvolks_ok ^0&^ _-7 | | |
| 22:53:32 | Console | ^2Team 2:^0 ^ WaGsTeR ^0&^ Cltrtr_Rvw ^0&^ DrSatan ^0&^ reks | | |
| 22:53:39 | lynn | uhh | | |
| 22:53:44 | lynn | well | | |
| 22:53:47 | lynn | me v cr? | | |
| 22:53:52 | slim reaper | sure | | |
| 22:54:07 | lynn | wouldve said snakey but he doesnt know anybody | | |
| 22:54:18 | lynn | which do u want cr | | |
| 22:54:29 | Crab Rangoon | !teams | | |
| 22:54:29 | Console | ^1Team 1:^0 ^ lynnsky ^0&^ azureTF ^0&^ emvolks_ok ^0&^ _-7 | | |
| 22:54:29 | Console | ^2Team 2:^0 ^ WaGsTeR ^0&^ Cltrtr_Rvw ^0&^ DrSatan ^0&^ reks | | |
| 22:54:36 | Crab Rangoon | snakey | | |
| 22:54:46 | lynn | !teams | | |
| 22:54:47 | Console | ^1Team 1:^0 ^ lynnsky ^0&^ azureTF ^0&^ emvolks_ok ^0&^ _-7 | | |
| 22:54:47 | Console | ^2Team 2:^0 ^ WaGsTeR ^0&^ Cltrtr_Rvw ^0&^ DrSatan ^0&^ reks | | |
| 22:54:49 | lynn | satan reks | | |
| 22:54:57 | Crab Rangoon | wags | | |
| 22:55:02 | lynn | !Teams | | |
| 22:55:02 | Console | ^1Team 1:^0 ^ lynnsky ^0&^ azureTF ^0&^ emvolks_ok ^0&^ _-7 | | |
| 22:55:02 | Console | ^2Team 2:^0 ^ WaGsTeR ^0&^ Cltrtr_Rvw ^0&^ DrSatan ^0&^ reks | | |
| 22:55:06 | lynn | azure | | |
| 22:55:13 | Crab Rangoon | emv | | |
| 22:55:22 | slim reaper | | | wanna demo dr? |
| 22:55:32 | DrSatan | | | sure |
| 22:55:34 | Crab Rangoon | wags and snakey blue | | |
| 22:55:42 | emvolks | | ^5Flag's down @ ^9 | |
| 22:56:02 | DrSatan | | | i'm on my 3rd glass of 10yr old scotch so idk how my reaction time is gonna be lol |
| 22:56:03 | Wei Shen | | what does the fox say | |
| 22:56:06 | Wei Shen | | ZINGINZIGNGIN DING DING RING IGN | |
| 22:56:09 | DrSatan | | | but hsould be fun right! |
| 22:56:10 | emvolks | | add | |
| 22:56:16 | slim reaper | | | lmfao |
| 22:56:16 | Crab Rangoon | | he says | |
| 22:56:20 | slim reaper | | | youll be alright |
| 22:56:22 | emvolks | | fox says add | |
| 22:56:23 | DrSatan | rhinocerous | | |
| 22:56:27 | Crab Rangoon | | Slippy, you've got an enemy on your tail | |
| 22:56:28 | emvolks | | he conly ever comes in to say add | |
| 22:56:29 | lynn | | | i have no comms |
| 22:56:36 | lynn | | | need azure to scream everything out loud |
| 22:56:39 | Wei Shen | are u still in toronto babe | | |
| 22:56:42 | lynn | yea | | |
| 22:56:49 | Wei Shen | ;o | | |
| 22:56:53 | Wei Shen | come meet me | | |
| 22:56:58 | lynn | NO | | |
| 22:56:58 | Crab Rangoon | sounds gay | | |
| 22:57:03 | lynn | ya | | |
| 22:57:05 | lynn | what cr said | | |
| 22:57:07 | emvolks | jerry's gonna sex on cap | | |
| 22:57:11 | emvolks | ;) | | |
| 22:57:13 | lynn | ok | | |
| 22:57:56 | slim reaper | ..r | | |
| 22:57:59 | emvolks | ^9The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. | | |
| 22:58:07 | DrSatan | NO | | |
| 22:58:15 | emvolks | ^9The lysosome is the stomach of the cell. | | |
| 22:58:15 | DrSatan | rhinocerous | | |
| 22:58:29 | Crab Rangoon | the membrane is the condom of the cell | | |
| 22:58:34 | slim reaper | lulz | | |
| 22:58:36 | azure | lynn: engineer has DOWN SYNDROME | | |
| 22:58:37 | emvolks | ^9The nucleolus makes ribosomal subunits from proteins and ribosomal RNA, also known as rRNA. | | |
| 22:58:41 | emvolks | ^9Cell membranes are composed primarily of phospholipids and proteins. | | |
| 22:58:42 | lynn | science bullshit 80 50 | | |
| 22:58:43 | lynn | science bullshit 80 50 | | |
| 22:58:43 | emvolks | ^9The Golgi apparatus gathers simple molecules and combines them to make molecules that are more complex. | | |
| 22:58:44 | lynn | ok | | |
| 22:58:46 | emvolks | ^9Ribosomes translate RNA in protein. This process is called protein synthesis. | | |
| 22:58:49 | azure | ^7Scouts on ^3YOUR BUTTON? ^7Just follow these ^2THREE EASY STEPS ^7to ^3airshot them all like a pro! | | |
| 22:58:51 | emvolks | ^3SCOUTS FEAR HIM! ^5Local Demoman learns ^2one cool trick ^5to pipe the flag like a pro! | | |
| 22:58:52 | emvolks | ^7This medic can buff his HW's health up to ^985%! ^1Wanna know how? ^5>>CLICK HERE<< | | |
| 22:58:53 | emvolks | ^2Tired of scouts juking you? ^5This demo found out how to stop them! ^1click HERE to see how! | | |
| 22:58:54 | emvolks | ^5Make your detpack radius grow^2 6 inches ^5in^2 2 weeks! ^3Click HERE to find out how! | | |
| 22:58:55 | emvolks | ok BiG_WaGs | | |
| 22:58:56 | emvolks | ^5Local ^2Red Soldier ^5makes his laser grenade go ^7through walls. ^9FIND OUT HOW! | | |
| 22:58:57 | emvolks | 3 out of 4 scouts suffer from ^2jump pad dysfunction, ^5but ^1Viflagra ^5can help scouts erect and keep a jump pad. | | |
| 22:58:57 | lynn | science bullshit 80 50 | | |
| 22:58:58 | emvolks | ^9Save ^5[h] 72% to [a] 50%, ^1This week only! ^5Click here for details! | | |
| 22:58:59 | emvolks | ^5 TRIMPING MADE EASY! ^3 Scientists invent new pill that enhances natural trimping abilities! | | |
| 22:58:59 | DrSatan | rhinocerous | | |
| 22:59:00 | emvolks | ^2Save up to^5 20%^2On Frag Grenades this Christmas! ^1Click HERE to shop online! | | |
| 22:59:00 | DrSatan | rhinocerous | | |
| 22:59:01 | slim reaper | ^4psuedo ^2soldiers. ^0100 ^5|^3200 | | |
| 22:59:01 | DrSatan | rhinocerous | | |
| 22:59:03 | Crab Rangoon | gay bind | | |
| 22:59:04 | DrSatan | rhinocerous | | |
| 22:59:04 | emvolks | ^9Learn how to conc aim easily with this ^5one cool trick. ^2CLICK HERE! | | |
| 22:59:04 | Crab Rangoon | gay bind | | |
| 22:59:05 | Crab Rangoon | gay bind | | |
| 22:59:05 | DrSatan | rhinocerous | | |
| 22:59:06 | Crab Rangoon | gay bind | | |
| 22:59:06 | slim reaper | gay bind | | |
| 22:59:06 | DrSatan | rhinocerous | | |
| 22:59:06 | Crab Rangoon | gay bind | | |
| 22:59:07 | DrSatan | rhinocerous | | |
| 22:59:08 | azure | I sexually identify as a tranquilizer dart 100 300 | | |
| 22:59:08 | DrSatan | rhinocerous | | |
| 22:59:08 | slim reaper | gay bind | | |
| 22:59:10 | emvolks | ^2Tired of scouts juking you? ^5This demo found out how to stop them! ^1click HERE to see how! | | |
| 22:59:10 | DrSatan | rhinocerous | | |
| 22:59:10 | slim reaper | gay bind | | |
| 22:59:11 | azure | I sexually identify as a tranquilizer dart 100 300 | | |
| 22:59:11 | DrSatan | rhinocerous | | |
| 22:59:11 | slim reaper | gay bind | | |
| 22:59:13 | Crab Rangoon | gay bind | | |
| 22:59:13 | DrSatan | rhinocerous | | |
| 22:59:14 | slim reaper | gay bind | | |
| 22:59:14 | Crab Rangoon | gay bind | | |
| 22:59:21 | emvolks | ready up hairy lynn | | |
| 22:59:24 | slim reaper | i like buttholes | | |
| 22:59:24 | slim reaper | gay bind | | |
| 22:59:26 | emvolks | ^9Save ^5[h] 75% to [a] 50%, ^1This week only! ^5Click here for details! | | |
| 22:59:27 | emvolks | ^8my tranq taste like grape drank | | |
| 22:59:27 | Crab Rangoon | slim reaper Sex in the ass? | | |
| 22:59:30 | lynn | gay bind | | |
| 22:59:30 | azure | ^4 where's my weed? ^5100 300 | | |
| 22:59:31 | slim reaper | holla 100 200 | | |
| 22:59:35 | azure | ^6 gayin it up 100 300 | | |
| 23:00:07 | emvolks | | ^5Flag's down @ ^9 | |
| 23:00:24 | emvolks | ok BiG_WaGs | | |
| 23:00:31 | BiG_WaGs | SuuuuuuuuuuuuuP.... Just GoT WaGGleD?!?!?!?!? | | |
| 23:00:39 | emvolks | | ^5Flag's down @ ^9 | |
| 23:02:13 | emvolks | | ^5Flag's down @ ^9 | |
| 23:02:29 | emvolks | | ^5Flag's down @ ^9 | |
| 23:02:59 | emvolks | | ^5Flag's down @ ^9 | |
| 23:03:45 | DrSatan | rhinocerous | | |
| 23:03:46 | emvolks | ^9Save ^5[h] 75% to [a] 50%, ^1This week only! ^5Click here for details! | | |
| 23:04:44 | DrSatan | rhinocerous | | |
| 23:04:46 | BiG_WaGs | your mother | | |
| 23:05:00 | lynn | LOL | | |
| 23:05:01 | lynn | ok | | |
| 23:05:03 | Wei Shen | o wtf | | |
| 23:05:05 | Wei Shen | LOL | | |
| 23:05:26 | emvolks | | ^5Flag's down @ ^9 | |
| 23:05:37 | azure | | | ^5I'M WEAK ^249 103 |
| 23:05:56 | azure | | | ^5I'M WEAK ^232 36 |
| 23:06:00 | lynn | ok | | |
| 23:06:08 | emvolks | ^9Save ^5[h] 6% to [a] 28%, ^1This week only! ^5Click here for details! | | |
| 23:06:28 | lynn | ok | | |
| 23:07:47 | emvolks | | ^5Flag's down @ ^9 | |
| 23:08:03 | emvolks | | ^5Flag's down @ ^9 | |
| 23:08:16 | emvolks | | ^5Flag's down @ ^9 | |
| 23:08:50 | emvolks | | ^5Flag's down @ ^9 | |
| 23:09:09 | emvolks | | ^5Flag's down @ ^9 | |
| 23:10:04 | BiG_WaGs | SuuuuuuuuuuuuuP.... Just GoT WaGGleD?!?!?!?!? | | |
| 23:10:10 | new mouse | !score | | |
| 23:10:10 | Console | ^Last round's score:^0 10 ^on^0 ff_schtop | | |
| 23:10:55 | azure | | | ^5I'M WEAK ^246 91 |
| 23:11:51 | azure | | | ^5I'M WEAK ^243 74 |
| 23:12:14 | emvolks | | ^5Flag's down @ ^9 | |
| 23:12:29 | emvolks | | ^5Flag's down @ ^9 | |
| 23:12:44 | azure | | | ^5I'M WEAK ^213 12 |
| 23:12:47 | emvolks | | ^5Flag's down @ ^9 | |
| 23:13:01 | Wei Shen | lol | | |
| 23:14:24 | BiG_WaGs | SuuuuuuuuuuuuuP.... Just GoT WaGGleD?!?!?!?!? | | |
| 23:14:28 | emvolks | gg | | |
| 23:14:28 | Wei Shen | gg | | |
| 23:14:29 | Crab Rangoon | slim reaper Sex in the ass? | | |
| 23:14:31 | emvolks | ^7This medic can buff his HW's health up to ^985%! ^1Wanna know how? ^5>>CLICK HERE<< | | |
| 23:14:32 | slim reaper | gay bind | | |
| 23:14:32 | Crab Rangoon | gay bind | | |
| 23:14:33 | Crab Rangoon | 75 iguanas and 50 gila monsters | | |
| 23:14:34 | azure | | | ^5I'M WEAK ^254 120 |
| 23:14:35 | azure | | | ^5I'M WEAK ^254 120 |
| 23:14:36 | azure | | | ^5I'M WEAK ^254 120 |
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