| Time | Name | Global Chat | Blue Chat | Red Chat |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14:27:27 | DrSatan | @teams | ||
| 14:27:27 | Console | ^1Team 1:^0 ^ lynnsky ^0&^ DrSatan ^0&^ emvolks ^0&^ titan | ||
| 14:27:27 | Console | ^2Team 2:^0 ^ twincannon ^0&^ Prime- ^0&^ azureTF ^0&^ hadeZ | ||
| 14:27:30 | lynn | !teams | ||
| 14:27:30 | Console | ^1Team 1:^0 ^ lynnsky ^0&^ DrSatan ^0&^ emvolks ^0&^ titan | ||
| 14:27:30 | Console | ^2Team 2:^0 ^ twincannon ^0&^ Prime- ^0&^ azureTF ^0&^ hadeZ | ||
| 14:27:31 | DrSatan | uh | ||
| 14:27:36 | DrSatan | matt n titan | ||
| 14:28:03 | Hamcat *pS | ok lynn *shitteR | ||
| 14:28:06 | azure | *poopySoldiers | ||
| 14:28:08 | emvolks | ok lynn *penisSucker | ||
| 14:28:10 | lynn | ok | ||
| 14:28:17 | DJ AychDizzle | potsmokers | ||
| 14:28:20 | Hamcat *pS | pls azure | ||
| 14:28:25 | azure | no u | ||
| 14:28:27 | Hamcat *pS | pea brain 1 0 | ||
| 14:28:29 | azure | add to pickup u fucking loser 1 0 | ||
| 14:28:31 | lynn | ok | ||
| 14:28:33 | Hamcat *pS | sounds gay. saranghae 1 0 | ||
| 14:28:36 | DrSatan | rhinocerous | ||
| 14:28:37 | azure | lynn: engineer has DOWN SYNDROME | ||
| 14:28:40 | emvolks | ^3SCOUTS FEAR HIM! ^5Local Demoman learns ^2one cool trick ^5to pipe the flag like a pro! | ||
| 14:28:41 | emvolks | ^2Save up to^5 20%^2On Frag Grenades this Christmas! ^1Click HERE to shop online! | ||
| 14:28:41 | Hamcat *pS | |||
| 14:28:42 | lynn | can u not 1 158 | ||
| 14:28:43 | Hamcat *pS | |||
| 14:28:44 | emvolks | ^5 TRIMPING MADE EASY! ^3 Scientists invent new pill that enhances natural trimping abilities! | ||
| 14:28:44 | lynn | can u not 1 158 | ||
| 14:28:46 | lynn | ok | ||
| 14:28:47 | Hamcat *pS | |||
| 14:28:47 | emvolks | ^5Local ^2Red Soldier ^5makes his laser grenade go ^7through walls. ^9FIND OUT HOW! | ||
| 14:28:47 | DrSatan | |||
| 14:28:48 | DrSatan | |||
| 14:28:49 | lynn | can u not 1 158 | ||
| 14:28:53 | casanova | topekomsi | ||
| 14:28:55 | azure | I sexually identify as a tranquilizer dart 1 0 | ||
| 14:28:58 | Hamcat *pS | Guys I need 2 jump pads or we're going to lose 1 0 | ||
| 14:29:01 | emvolks | 3 out of 4 scouts suffer from ^2jump pad dysfunction, ^5but ^1Viflagra ^5can help scouts erect and keep a jump pad. | ||
| 14:29:09 | lynn | drakonal bind 1 158 | ||
| 14:29:10 | lynn | drakonal bind 1 158 | ||
| 14:29:15 | azure | ^4 where's my weed? ^51 0 | ||
| 14:29:17 | lynn | drakonal bind 1 158 | ||
| 14:29:18 | emvolks | go marines sampler fly 1 0 | ||
| 14:29:20 | lynn | can u not 1 158 | ||
| 14:29:20 | Hamcat *pS | Guys I need 2 jump pads or we're going to lose 1 0 | ||
| 14:29:21 | Hamcat *pS | Canoli to the face, baby! 1 0 | ||
| 14:29:22 | Hamcat *pS | fox: fat women fox: not fun 1 0 | ||
| 14:29:23 | lynn | can u not 1 158 | ||
| 14:29:23 | DJ AychDizzle | !teams | ||
| 14:29:23 | Console | ^1Team 1:^0 ^ lynnsky ^0&^ DrSatan ^0&^ emvolks ^0&^ titan | ||
| 14:29:23 | Console | ^2Team 2:^0 ^ twincannon ^0&^ Prime- ^0&^ azureTF ^0&^ hadeZ | ||
| 14:29:28 | casanova | rofl | ||
| 14:29:28 | azure | ^7This medic can destroy guns faster than you can blink. ^2CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT HOW | ||
| 14:29:28 | DJ AychDizzle | stanly | ||
| 14:29:29 | casanova | fox | ||
| 14:29:31 | Hamcat *pS | rofl | ||
| 14:29:38 | Hamcat *pS | fox: fat women fox: not fun 1 0 | ||
| 14:29:40 | casanova | he was christmas caroling | ||
| 14:29:54 | Hamcat *pS | in chink speak right? he can barely speak english | ||
| 14:29:56 | casanova | @teams | ||
| 14:29:56 | Console | ^1Team 1:^0 ^ lynnsky ^0&^ DrSatan ^0&^ emvolks ^0&^ titan | ||
| 14:29:56 | Console | ^2Team 2:^0 ^ twincannon ^0&^ Prime- ^0&^ azureTF ^0&^ hadeZ | ||
| 14:30:04 | lynn | not nice nian | ||
| 14:30:04 | Hamcat *pS | let alone type it | ||
| 14:30:07 | lynn | thats a ban | ||
| 14:30:09 | casanova | twin lin | ||
| 14:30:14 | Hamcat *pS | clam pls lynnchink | ||
| 14:30:17 | lynn | ok | ||
| 14:30:29 | lynn | im not asian | ||
| 14:30:37 | casanova | ok | ||
| 14:30:37 | Hamcat *pS | stop lying to yourself | ||
| 14:30:49 | lynn | its prob satan who said i was asian | ||
| 14:30:56 | emvolks | youre mexican | ||
| 14:30:57 | Hamcat *pS | p sure it was josh | ||
| 14:31:05 | DJ AychDizzle | !teams | ||
| 14:31:05 | Console | ^1Team 1:^0 ^ lynnsky ^0&^ DrSatan ^0&^ emvolks ^0&^ titan | ||
| 14:31:05 | Console | ^2Team 2:^0 ^ twincannon ^0&^ Prime- ^0&^ azureTF ^0&^ hadeZ | ||
| 14:31:14 | azure | |||
| 14:31:16 | lynn | ok | ||
| 14:31:18 | emvolks | |||
| 14:31:21 | DJ AychDizzle | !teams | ||
| 14:31:21 | Console | ^1Team 1:^0 ^ lynnsky ^0&^ DrSatan ^0&^ emvolks ^0&^ titan | ||
| 14:31:21 | Console | ^2Team 2:^0 ^ twincannon ^0&^ Prime- ^0&^ azureTF ^0&^ hadeZ | ||
| 14:31:26 | Hamcat *pS | pick me matt | ||
| 14:31:27 | Hamcat *pS | o/ | ||
| 14:31:28 | Hamcat *pS | o/ | ||
| 14:31:30 | Hamcat *pS | o/ | ||
| 14:31:31 | lynn | no | ||
| 14:31:32 | emvolks | cough | ||
| 14:31:33 | lynn | pleas goaway | ||
| 14:31:35 | azure | Feel free to visit wikihow.com/^2Cope-With-Having-No-Friends | ||
| 14:31:36 | DJ AychDizzle | \o/ | ||
| 14:31:36 | lynn | ok | ||
| 14:31:38 | lynn | can u not 58 50 | ||
| 14:31:43 | emvolks | ambient yet audible cough | ||
| 14:31:52 | casanova | can we | ||
| 14:31:55 | casanova | voy? | ||
| 14:31:56 | Hamcat *pS | no | ||
| 14:32:05 | lynn | ok/voy 24 41 | ||
| 14:32:06 | azure | can we hurry up im waiting to get fatkidded | ||
| 14:32:12 | casanova | who do i pick | ||
| 14:32:12 | emvolks | lol | ||
| 14:32:16 | emvolks | gj | ||
| 14:32:24 | casanova | 3 fat kids | ||
| 14:32:26 | lynn | we need a demo | ||
| 14:32:31 | lynn | prime is the only demo | ||
| 14:32:32 | casanova | ill get prime i | ||
| 14:32:35 | casanova | if pos | ||
| 14:32:38 | emvolks | azure: can we hurry up im waiting to get fatkidded | ||
| 14:32:39 | twincannon | i can mediocre demo if need be | ||
| 14:32:43 | Hamcat *pS | <squeek.> look at the demo, bitch | ||
| 14:32:44 | azure | fuck | ||
| 14:32:46 | lynn | azure is good hw/soldier tho | ||
| 14:32:48 | casanova | !teams | ||
| 14:32:48 | Console | ^1Team 1:^0 ^ lynnsky ^0&^ DrSatan ^0&^ emvolks ^0&^ titan | ||
| 14:32:48 | Console | ^2Team 2:^0 ^ twincannon ^0&^ Prime- ^0&^ azureTF ^0&^ hadeZ | ||
| 14:32:48 | azure | goddammit] | ||
| 14:32:49 | casanova | !teams | ||
| 14:32:49 | Console | ^1Team 1:^0 ^ lynnsky ^0&^ DrSatan ^0&^ emvolks ^0&^ titan | ||
| 14:32:49 | Console | ^2Team 2:^0 ^ twincannon ^0&^ Prime- ^0&^ azureTF ^0&^ hadeZ | ||
| 14:32:54 | twincannon | get him to hw and ill demo? | ||
| 14:32:57 | casanova | u hw | ||
| 14:32:59 | twincannon | kl | ||
| 14:33:16 | casanova | your pick big guy | ||
| 14:33:19 | Hamcat *pS | <@squeek> im just a furious person 1 0 | ||
| 14:33:20 | DJ AychDizzle | prime | ||
| 14:33:25 | casanova | nope | ||
| 14:33:30 | DJ AychDizzle | idk who the last ppl are | ||
| 14:33:33 | DJ AychDizzle | so just give me anyone | ||
| 14:33:35 | azure | told you i'd get fatkidded | ||
| 14:33:36 | DJ AychDizzle | im a camel this game | ||
| 14:33:36 | Hamcat *pS | lol | ||
| 14:33:38 | casanova | hmm | ||
| 14:33:39 | lynn | sad azure | ||
| 14:33:41 | casanova | who the fk | ||
| 14:33:42 | emvolks | azure: can we hurry up im waiting to get fatkidded | ||
| 14:33:42 | casanova | is better | ||
| 14:33:46 | lynn | azure | ||
| 14:33:49 | azure | fuck u volks | ||
| 14:33:50 | casanova | azure please | ||
| 14:33:52 | emvolks | Missing: emvolks is riding me 1 0 | ||
| 14:33:52 | casanova | this way | ||
| 14:33:57 | DJ AychDizzle | got SH g0's | ||
| 14:33:59 | DJ AychDizzle | neon | ||
| 14:34:05 | Hamcat *pS | Fortress Forever now officially sponsored by www.rodox.com and www.bad-dragon.com | ||
| 14:34:08 | azure | LOL | ||
| 14:34:11 | emvolks | ok | ||
| 14:34:17 | DJ AychDizzle | using new final mouse | ||
| 14:34:22 | Hamcat *pS | 2016? | ||
| 14:34:23 | emvolks | got a dildo in the shape of the soldier's rocket | ||
| 14:34:24 | DJ AychDizzle | like holding a babies dick | ||
| 14:34:25 | DJ AychDizzle | 2015 | ||
| 14:34:27 | azure | if u guys want to win dont make me demo | ||
| 14:34:31 | casanova | u got a new mouse? | ||
| 14:34:32 | Hamcat *pS | i dont liek the size of fm | ||
| 14:34:32 | lynn | ok/voy | ||
| 14:34:38 | DJ AychDizzle | its tiny | ||
| 14:34:41 | Hamcat *pS | mionix has been perfect for me | ||
| 14:34:42 | casanova | i do too | ||
| 14:34:54 | lynn | tc | ||
| 14:34:57 | twincannon | yo | ||
| 14:34:57 | lynn | can u and azure swap? | ||
| 14:34:59 | twincannon | yup | ||
| 14:35:04 | Hamcat *pS | honestly probably best mouse ive used since ime3.0 | ||
| 14:35:06 | azure | thanks | ||
| 14:35:10 | casanova | logitech g402 | ||
| 14:35:24 | Hamcat *pS | .hamcat | ||
| 14:35:26 | azure | i bought a deathadder | ||
| 14:35:29 | azure | never again | ||
| 14:35:31 | emvolks | gotem | ||
| 14:35:36 | casanova | yeah | ||
| 14:35:36 | DJ AychDizzle | razer blows | ||
| 14:35:38 | DJ AychDizzle | dicks | ||
| 14:35:39 | casanova | retired my deathadder | ||
| 14:35:42 | casanova | now i have to get used to this guy | ||
| 14:35:46 | DJ AychDizzle | plz dont get razer anything | ||
| 14:35:48 | DJ AychDizzle | besides mouse bungee | ||
| 14:35:58 | DJ AychDizzle | and zowie makes a better bungee | ||
| 14:36:00 | DJ AychDizzle | so fuck razer | ||
| 14:36:01 | 21 | i thought razor had the best gaming mise | ||
| 14:36:01 | casanova | fuck a bungee | ||
| 14:36:01 | twincannon | brb restrarting | ||
| 14:36:04 | 21 | mice | ||
| 14:36:07 | Hamcat *pS | l0l | ||
| 14:36:09 | DJ AychDizzle | lol | ||
| 14:36:17 | Hamcat *pS | razer has the best marketing | ||
| 14:36:19 | lynn | azure can u give outgoings | ||
| 14:36:20 | Hamcat *pS | thats about it | ||
| 14:36:25 | lynn | if they go out ur way | ||
| 14:36:25 | azure | ya | ||
| 14:36:32 | 21 | i am old i am not up with the new technology | ||
| 14:36:33 | 21 | lol | ||
| 14:36:35 | DJ AychDizzle | all the cs pros | ||
| 14:36:40 | DJ AychDizzle | that get sponsored by razer | ||
| 14:36:41 | DJ AychDizzle | hate themselves | ||
| 14:36:50 | DJ AychDizzle | PLZ LET ME USE OTHER EQUIPMENT | ||
| 14:36:57 | twincannon | oh god razer in fighting games is hilarious | ||
| 14:37:00 | emvolks | ^5Flag's down @ ^9 | ||
| 14:37:04 | twincannon | evo grand finals this year and in capcom cup | ||
| 14:37:05 | DrSatan | rhinocerous | ||
| 14:37:09 | twincannon | razer sticks fucked up | ||
| 14:37:13 | twincannon | and had to be replaced by madcatz | ||
| 14:37:15 | twincannon | for razer sponsored players | ||
| 14:37:16 | twincannon | lulz | ||
| 14:37:29 | twincannon | .,r | ||
| 14:37:31 | azure | im waiting to see how bad razer gamedube controllers will be | ||
| 14:37:36 | casanova | idk this g402 feels a lot better | ||
| 14:37:37 | azure | gamecube | ||
| 14:37:37 | emvolks | dude fuck that | ||
| 14:37:40 | twincannon | oh god are they making some smash kiddie shit | ||
| 14:37:42 | emvolks | what about the razer nes controllers | ||
| 14:37:55 | DJ AychDizzle | what about the razer floppy drives | ||
| 14:38:00 | azure | 'smash kiddie' | ||
| 14:38:00 | Hamcat *pS | DJ AychDizzle | ||
| 14:38:04 | azure | melee is not for children | ||
| 14:38:07 | Hamcat *pS | what about my razer floppy dick | ||
| 14:38:11 | azure | LOL | ||
| 14:38:11 | emvolks | melee is for fat losers | ||
| 14:38:13 | lynn | .......................r | ||
| 14:38:15 | azure | like u volks | ||
| 14:38:15 | twincannon | smash is a joke | ||
| 14:38:19 | emvolks | you need some viflagra | ||
| 14:38:20 | emvolks | 3 out of 4 scouts suffer from ^2jump pad dysfunction, ^5but ^1Viflagra ^5can help scouts erect and keep a jump pad. | ||
| 14:38:21 | DJ AychDizzle | floppy dicks not for kids | ||
| 14:38:22 | lynn | ok | ||
| 14:38:24 | 21 | could we start then talk about razor in irc lol | ||
| 14:38:30 | azure | oops | ||
| 14:38:31 | casanova | Okay 44:32 | ||
| 14:38:35 | emvolks | ok | ||
| 14:38:36 | lynn | we lose cause of azure | ||
| 14:38:39 | emvolks | azure ok | ||
| 14:38:39 | casanova | yep | ||
| 14:38:45 | Hamcat *pS | crunk: DJ AychDizzle got that kind of tight butthole look 1 0 | ||
| 14:39:14 | emvolks | ^5Flag's down @ ^9 | ||
| 14:39:23 | Anabolic Reks | !score | ||
| 14:39:23 | Console | ^Last round's score:^0 4 ^on^0 ff_phantom_R | ||
| 14:39:30 | Anabolic Reks | !teams | ||
| 14:39:30 | Console | ^1Team 1:^0 ^ lynnsky ^0&^ DrSatan ^0&^ emvolks ^0&^ titan | ||
| 14:39:30 | Console | ^2Team 2:^0 ^ twincannon ^0&^ Prime- ^0&^ azureTF ^0&^ hadeZ | ||
| 14:39:34 | lynn | wtf | ||
| 14:39:37 | Anabolic Reks | ^4psuedo ^2soldiers. ^01 ^5|^3120 | ||
| 14:39:46 | emvolks | ^5Flag's down @ ^9 | ||
| 14:40:38 | emvolks | ^5Flag's down @ ^9 | ||
| 14:41:15 | Anabolic Reks | this round 1? | ||
| 14:41:22 | DrSatan | rhinocerous | ||
| 14:41:26 | Anabolic Reks | -hits nae nae- 1 120 | ||
| 14:41:28 | DJ AychDizzle | nope 75 50 | ||
| 14:41:32 | Hamcat *pS | <@squeek> im just a furious person 1 0 | ||
| 14:41:39 | DJ AychDizzle | nope 75 50 | ||
| 14:42:15 | emvolks | ^5Flag's down @ ^9 | ||
| 14:42:53 | casanova | thin ill just spec | ||
| 14:43:06 | emvolks | ^5Flag's down @ ^9 | ||
| 14:43:19 | Hamcat *pS | DJ AychDizzle | ||
| 14:43:27 | emvolks | ^5Flag's down @ ^9 | ||
| 14:43:31 | Hamcat *pS | DJ AychDizzle | ||
| 14:43:33 | Anabolic Reks | -hits nae nae- 1 120 | ||
| 14:43:38 | Anabolic Reks | holla 1 120 | ||
| 14:43:40 | DJ AychDizzle | brontosaurus | ||
| 14:43:45 | DJ AychDizzle | hit dpi button | ||
| 14:43:46 | DJ AychDizzle | =[ | ||
| 14:43:50 | Hamcat *pS | ROFL | ||
| 14:43:59 | Anabolic Reks | |||
| 14:44:00 | Anabolic Reks | |||
| 14:44:02 | Anabolic Reks | ^4psuedo ^2soldiers. ^01 ^5|^3120 | ||
| 14:44:02 | Hamcat *pS | |||
| 14:44:03 | Anabolic Reks | bruhh | ||
| 14:44:04 | Anabolic Reks | bruhh | ||
| 14:44:05 | Anabolic Reks | bruhh | ||
| 14:44:38 | lynn | ok | ||
| 14:44:39 | DrSatan | rhinocerous | ||
| 14:44:49 | DJ AychDizzle | hippopotamus | ||
| 14:45:36 | emvolks | ^9Save ^5[h] 5% to [a] 21%, ^1This week only! ^5Click here for details! | ||
| 14:45:47 | lynn | wow | ||
| 14:45:52 | emvolks | ok azure is gg *pS | ||
| 14:45:57 | lynn | ok | ||
| 14:46:36 | DJ AychDizzle | nope 71 50 | ||
| 14:46:48 | azure | ok | ||
| 14:48:08 | emvolks | ^5Flag's down @ ^9 | ||
| 14:49:02 | lynn | nope | ||
| 14:49:50 | emvolks | fuck you | ||
| 14:49:58 | lynn | ok | ||
| 14:50:44 | DJ AychDizzle | nope -4879 0 | ||
| 14:50:46 | Hamcat *pS | ROFL | ||
| 14:51:01 | DJ AychDizzle | nope 75 50 | ||
| 14:51:43 | DJ AychDizzle | nope 18 28 | ||
| 14:51:44 | casanova | w0w | ||
| 14:51:46 | Hamcat *pS | crunk: DJ AychDizzle got that kind of tight butthole look 1 0 | ||
| 14:51:47 | lynn | ok | ||
| 14:51:47 | casanova | fuck this new msoue | ||
| 14:52:51 | casanova | so painful | ||
| 14:53:24 | emvolks | gg | ||
| 14:53:26 | twincannon | gg | ||
| Total |