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23:54:35Fruitcakemmmm
23:54:40Fruitcakeoh!
23:54:53Fruitcakethere we go
23:54:56Fruitcakei slowed down server time
23:54:59Fruitcakeits in slow mo
23:55:06Fruitcaketry now
23:55:18Fruitcakeslow mo can be great
23:55:24Fruitcakefor practicing concs
23:55:30Fruitcakeand strafing
23:55:44Fruitcakedo a slow gentle strafe
23:56:10Fruitcakeinstead of trying to snap back
23:56:15Fruitcaketry just strafing to your left
23:56:19Fruitcakein a smooth arc
23:56:24Fruitcakeand then
23:56:28Fruitcakeonce you get good speed off that
23:56:31Fruitcaketry correcting
23:57:24Fruitcakei cant even do it
23:57:28Fruitcakein slow mo
23:57:32Fruitcake:d
23:58:21Fruitcakeor
23:58:23Fruitcaketry this
23:58:39Fruitcakelol
23:58:40Fruitcakethis is worse
23:58:49Fruitcake.25 speed
23:58:54FruitcakeOH
23:59:00FruitcakeI CAN DO IT AT THIS SPEED
23:59:08FruitcakeDID IT
23:59:13FruitcakeON A TOUCHPAD
23:59:42Fruitcakei should totally make a demo
23:59:47Fruitcakewith me doing insane quicksnap aiming
23:59:57Fruitcakebut actually adjust timescale
00:00:00FruitcakeLOL
00:00:05Cookielol
00:00:17Fruitcakedid it again
00:00:22Fruitcakeu can do it!
00:00:31Fruitcakerun at the edge side ways
00:00:35Fruitcakeand then correct
00:00:46Fruitcakesometimes an angle is better
00:00:53Fruitcakedid u make it?
00:00:56Cookieya
00:01:00Fruitcakenice!
00:01:06FruitcakeI like an angle like thsi
00:01:19Fruitcakethat way I dont have to correct
00:01:22Fruitcakeor straight out
00:02:23Fruitcakeadjusted to 1/3
00:02:41Fruitcakewould u prefer .25 or .5
00:02:44Fruitcakeor 1
00:02:54Cookie.25
00:03:19Fruitcakeif you watch the vid at .25 speed
00:03:22Fruitcakeit will be exactly this
00:03:59Fruitcakei kind of want to play a pickup at .25 speed
00:04:04FruitcakeHWG would be sick
00:04:07Cookierofl
00:04:09Fruitcakewe could all feel like rodox
00:04:38Fruitcakemade the djump
00:04:43foxwtf
00:04:46Fruitcaketimescale
00:04:49Fruitcakeits at 1/4 speed
00:04:56Fruitcakeim helping loyd learn to djump
00:04:58Fruitcakei mean
00:05:02Fruitcakestrafe jump
00:05:20Cookiehow much speed i need
00:05:22foxwhat strafe jump
00:05:25Fruitcake560-600
00:05:56foxlol wtf
00:06:01foxfruit show him
00:06:13foxwhat u doing
00:06:14Fruitcakeim on a touchpad
00:06:18Fruitcakehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9foW0Ujvqg&feature=youtu.be
00:06:23Fruitcaketheres a link to a vid of me doing it
00:06:29Fruitcakehe has the vid
00:07:23Fruitcakelowered gamespeed is to do it slowly
00:08:25Fruitcakeim on a laptop so i cant actually do it for realz
00:08:57Fruitcakei kind of want to play a pickup on half speed
00:09:00Fruitcakelol
00:09:07FruitcakeHWG would be doper than normal
00:09:12CookieFINALLY d:
00:09:13foxjust wasted 20 secs of my life
00:09:15CookieD:*
00:09:20Fruitcakenice cookie
00:10:08Fruitcakegonna go to half speed next time u make it
00:10:13Fruitcakethis is 1/4
00:11:07Fruitcake.5
00:11:21Fruitcakenice
00:11:35Fruitcakeur getting more consistent
00:11:40Fruitcakeoverall
00:11:47foxwho
00:11:50Fruitcakecookie
00:12:34Fruitcakefox pls no
00:13:21foxlol
00:13:41Cookie:p
00:13:54Fruitcakei was showing lite how to strafe jump
00:13:55Fruitcakeya
00:14:05Fruitcakeim also on a touchpad
00:14:14foxshowing cookie how to hack like a boss
00:14:15Fruitcakebut i did the bats strafejump 3 times!
00:14:29foxdo it with hw
00:14:34foxthen u are good
00:14:36Fruitcakefox
00:14:39Fruitcakeu cant silly
00:14:39foxwhat
00:14:45foxyes u can
00:15:19Fruitcakenice lite!
00:16:05Fruitcakegonna go .75 speed now
00:16:24Fruitcake.5->.75
00:16:33foxfruit watch
00:16:43FruitcakeLOL
00:16:44FruitcakeFOX
00:16:45Cookierofl
00:16:46foxu lose
00:16:53FruitcakeROFL
00:16:59Fruitcakeomg
00:17:01Fruitcakeim dieing
00:17:15FruitcakeGUYS I FOUND THIS SUPER DUPER HWG HAX
00:17:17FruitcakeITS CALLED
00:17:17foxmade!
00:17:21foxit
00:17:22Fruitcakecl_interp
00:17:30foxwhat about it
00:17:52Fruitcakeleave lite alone
00:17:56Fruitcakehe has buddha
00:17:57Fruitcakebut still
00:18:59foxso real
00:19:45fox88/252
00:20:01foxu are in my spwn
00:20:11foxban
00:20:19foxHAHA FDA
00:20:19Fruitcakeback
00:20:21Fruitcakehad to kick myself
00:20:40Fruitcakego lite go
00:20:50FruitcakeLOL
00:20:55Fruitcakelite djumped off ur head FDA
00:20:57Fruitcakemid conc
00:21:15Fruitcakenice
00:21:17Fruitcake580 speed
00:21:21Fruitcakethats a great strafe jump
00:21:57Fruitcakei think good strafejumps are underappreciated
00:22:00Fruitcakein how much they help u in FF
00:22:05Fruitcakegj lite
00:22:12Fruitcaketimescale 1
00:22:28Fruitcake.75 -> 1
00:23:48Fruitcake.75
00:23:49foxstop
00:24:02Fruitcakefox theres no pickup going on
00:24:06Fruitcakethis is literally just for lite
00:24:13Fruitcaketherse this thing
00:24:17Fruitcakecalled localhost
00:24:22Fruitcakeif u want
00:24:39Fruitcakethe command is host_timescale
00:24:41Fruitcakeif you want
00:24:55Fruitcakeinb4 fox secretly sets pickups to .9 to make his HWG OP
00:25:00Fruitcakesure
00:25:04Fruitcakeits trippy
00:25:08Fruitcakego
00:25:46foxu cant tell difference
00:25:52fox0.9 to 1
00:25:57Fruitcake400 gravity
00:25:59foxmario
00:25:59Fruitcake2x speed
00:26:04FruitcakeLOL
00:26:08Fruitcakei want to try this in a pickup
00:26:09Fruitcakeya
00:26:19Fruitcakedo a conc
00:26:20Fruitcakeramp slide
00:26:22foxevery1 gonna do hw
00:26:51Fruitcakelol
00:26:55Fruitcakewatching fox hop along as hwg
00:26:59Fruitcakerofl
00:27:06Fruitcakei seriously want to try this
00:27:07Fruitcakein a pickup
00:27:20Fruitcakedemos prob a nightmare
00:27:24FruitcakeSG
00:27:26Fruitcakeshoots twice as fast
00:27:35Fruitcakebuilds 2x as fast
00:28:10foxyour nade go off faster
00:28:32Fruitcakeow
00:28:33Cookieomg
00:28:34foxcookie suddenly plays like snakey
00:28:36FruitcakeLOL
00:28:37CookieROFL
00:28:40foxsnakey has speed hack
00:28:45foxlike 1.24
00:28:46foxyes
00:28:51foxfluffy has the code
00:28:56Fruitcakesuper rail charge!
00:29:07foxcheck out titan's profile
00:29:11foxhe got vac banned again
00:29:25fox1 VAC ban on record| Info24 day(s) since last ban
00:29:29Cookiewow
00:29:31Fruitcaketitan went sniper and pyro like 6x today cause he was upset about losing a pickup
00:30:15FruitcakeFAST
00:30:16foxwowo
00:30:18FruitcakeGOTTA GO FAST
00:30:24Fruitcake5x
00:30:31FruitcakeLOL
00:30:46Fruitcakeis the server lagging or am i making it
00:30:59Fruitcaketry timescale 1
00:31:01Fruitcakethere we go
00:31:06Fruitcakenope
00:31:09Fruitcakeim still lagging
00:31:12Cookiechaging timescale does effect ping
00:31:14foxthid doesnt feel normal
00:31:23foxnormal is no longer normal
00:31:27foxlets play with new normal
00:31:30foxmario styl
00:31:31foxe
00:31:54foxWOOW
00:31:55foxlol
00:32:23Cookieno mic
00:32:25Cookiefruit
00:32:25Fruitcakeim not gonna put it at 5 again
00:32:26Fruitcakedamnit
00:32:28Fruitcakei realized
00:32:31Fruitcakehabbit
00:32:47Cookieim surprised the laptop you are using doesn't have it built in
00:33:04Cookieya
00:33:27Cookiepretty sure that's a standard for laptops
00:33:29Cookie:p
00:33:35foxgg
00:33:46Cookiebeing most of my comms come from shitty laptop mics :p
00:33:56Cookieya
00:34:10FruitcakeLL
00:34:11FruitcakeLOL
00:34:14Cookiefox hit every shot on fda
00:34:18Cookiein that speed
00:34:25Fruitcakewere you standing around
00:34:36Fruitcakethis server has demos
00:34:37FruitcakeGET THIS DEMO
00:34:49Cookieidk
00:34:54Cookiei think demo emulate it
00:35:10Cookiei think demo emulate what server settings are set
00:35:21Cookiecould be wrong
00:35:31Cookiewould be hailrious to see
00:35:53Cookieeveryone got interp now
00:36:39Cookiefruit always hacking his conc's hence why he has silent concs :p
00:37:11Cookiesadly
00:37:14Cookieit's in tfc
00:37:16Fruitcakelag cant hear sry
00:37:26FDAif u were mre patient
00:37:31FDAyou wouldn't have that problem
00:37:36Fruitcakegot to go fast
00:37:38Fruitcakei cant wait
00:37:40Fruitcake.25 seconds
00:38:08Cookiei like that conc
00:38:14Fruitcakethe one from bats?
00:38:16Cookieya
00:38:27Fruitcakebefore i learned the squeek conc
00:38:29Fruitcakei used it every run
00:38:33Fruitcakemost scouts in this game use it
00:38:35Fruitcakeon destroy
00:38:57Cookiei would ask for you to show me the squeek conc
00:39:02Fruitcake:P
00:39:03Cookiebut you are on trackpad
00:39:06Fruitcakelet me turn gamespeed
00:39:08Cookieso
00:39:08Fruitcakedown to .1
00:39:11Cookiedo it anyway
00:39:14Fruitcakeand i might be able to
00:39:34Cookierofl
00:39:51Cookiehow the king see the game probably
00:40:27FruitcakeALMOST
00:40:41Fruitcakeno it is
00:40:48Fruitcakeno
00:40:53Fruitcake700 speed
00:40:55Fruitcakeyes
00:40:58Fruitcakeyou do go fast
00:41:17Cookie^0Cooked :) 1|50
00:41:21Cookieoops
00:41:25Fruitcakethere we go
00:41:27Cookieforgot that was mouse 3
00:41:29Fruitcakei couldnt type
00:41:32Cookiea
00:41:32Fruitcakewas flooding server at slow speed
00:41:34Cookieya
00:41:41Fruitcake700 speed strafe jump
00:41:42Fruitcakei enter FR
00:41:46Fruitcakewith like 1000 or more
00:41:55Fruitcakei also
00:41:58Fruitcakehave a conc ready to go
00:42:01Fruitcakeas soon as im in FR
00:42:04Fruitcakeunlike
00:42:09Fruitcakeif you want
00:42:14Fruitcakeyou can trimp top ramp
00:42:23Fruitcakeand then hit a 600 speed strafe jump at bottom
00:42:25Fruitcakestraight into flag
00:42:28Fruitcakeif speeds all u care about
00:42:46Fruitcakeit also depends
00:42:48CookieLYNNNNNNN
00:42:50Fruitcakewhat angle u hit the yard at
00:42:57Fruitcakeyou can have 800 speed when u enter FR
00:43:00Fruitcakeor 1500
00:43:05Fruitcakedepending how u hit the ramps
00:43:07Fruitcakeand the slide outside
00:43:12Fruitcakeusually around 1000-1200
00:43:32lynnWDF
00:43:32CookieYOU CAN DO IT
00:43:36lynnwhy does fruit sound different
00:43:40Cookielaptop mic
00:43:51lynnu sound older
00:43:53lynnLUL
00:44:13lynnLIKE 12
00:44:14Cookie12
00:44:17lynnSEE
00:44:18lynnLOL
00:45:43Cookienew merc is out btw fruity :p
00:45:56Cookieya
00:46:04Cookiei think just the merc
00:46:07Cookiei didn't the new map
00:46:18Cookieremember i play the game on 640x400 low res
00:46:24lynnoh.
00:46:26lynnog.
00:46:37lynnwut
00:46:40lynnDAF
00:46:45CookieROFL
00:46:57lynnCAN WE PLAY A PICKUP LIKE THIS
00:47:10Cookiewe need one pickup
00:47:11lynn9 CAP AVERAGE
00:47:13lynnMORE LIKE
00:47:13Cookieat this speed
00:47:16lynn90 CAP AVERAGE
00:47:51lynnLOL
00:48:06Cookie2 hp
00:48:07Cookie:p
00:48:11lynnIM THE NEW KILLU
00:49:01Cookierip fruit
00:49:18Cookiethat's hotspot connection for you
00:49:46Cookieya
00:49:58lynnNO
00:50:02lynnIT JUST FEELS LIKE IM ALGGING
00:50:15Cookietoo
00:50:16Cookieslow
00:50:27lynni wish i had 15 ping
00:50:28lynnOR 5
00:51:47Cookierofl
00:52:04lynni cant use my mic anymore
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